I am Salacious Rum, Leader of the Kowakian Monkey-lizard Army. Welcome to my website!
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Salacious B. Crumb was employed as a court jester for Hutt crime lord Jabba Desilijic Tiure. Known for his shrill laugh and sadistic sense of humor.
For over a dozen years he lived in Jabba's Palace, playing many tricks and practical jokes on some of the palace's regulars, and becoming one of the most disliked members of Jabba's court.
He died in 4 ABY, when Jabba's sail barge exploded over the Great Pit of Carkoon.
Pilf Mukmuk was a male Kowakian monkey-lizard living during the Clone Wars. He also had a yellow brother named Pikk.
Pilf Mukmuk was the pet of Hondo Ohnaka.
Pikk Mukmuk was kept as a pet by Hondo Ohnaka along side his brother Pilf MukMuk.
Pikk was a member of the Ohnaka Gang, helping Hondo Ohnaka to do his dirty work. Ohnaka lost Mukmuk and then said that he never truly appreciated him until he was gone
Not much is known about Old Crumb, except he is a grumpy old b****rd! He just appeared out the blue one day at the MoNKeY-LiZaRD Lair and he has stayed ever since.
He is greedy, he dosnt like to share and he is difficult to reason with.
He looks after the younger monkey-lizards though!
Nicknames: Lil Sal, Sal, Sally, Rum
Leader of the Kowakian MoNKeY-LiZaRD Army
DJ/producer, YouTuber, toy/video game collector, incredible lover & average jester.
Sal is from England via Kowak.
He lives with Bob Rum in the MoNKeY-LiZaRD LaiR
Loves Ham & Pineapple pizza
Nicknames: Pill
Pilly is a practical joker and loves to be the centre of attention.
Pilly came from Battuu.
Pilly lives with Bob Rum in the MoNKeY-LiZaRD LaiR
Loves Ham & Pineapple pizza
From Batuu East, but he now lives in In his cage...I mean, room at Cam Rays house.
Bub is a head-strong ML with a bladder control issue and a chip on his shoulder. He recently was on Good Morning America and made Dave Filoni laugh. He now thinks they are besties. Bub has a new podcast, From a Monkey Lizard’s Point of View, on the fakingstarwars.com Podcast Network.
Favourite Food: Pineapple Pizza
Email: BubtheMLizard@gmail.com
YouTube.com/CamRaySemiproductions
Twitter: @BubTheMLizard
Nick Name: Bob Shishka
He loves a good joke, and likes to loom over my shoulder looking intimidating while I am doing online work meetings.
He arrived in a box one day...won't talk much about his past except bad reactions to pictures of Mickey Mouse.
He loves coffee
He lives In my home office/toy room in Olympia, WA.
He is a cheeky, loyal, friend to all.
He came from ShopDisneyUK but now lives with The Force is with Jesse in Mt.Barker, South Australia
His favourite food is Air Pods!
Nickname: NANI
He's a little blue and yellow scamp who loves to prank and steal gundam parts in hopes to build his own battle bot!
He came from Ba'atu he was shipped to me from the outpost
He now lives in the KouldBayne Studio
His favourite food is Pineapple Pizza
Nickname: Pee
We suspect Pee is related to Wee, although they are now seperated, with Pee living in the MoNKeY-LiZaRD LaiR with Salacious Rum in England and Wee living in the US.
We dont know where Pee came from, he just showed up one day!
He loves Ham & Pineapple Pizza
Nickname: Weenus
Wee likes to make up for his small stature with a big personality. Always up to Monkey-Lizard Shenanigans.
Wee came from the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Adoption Agency.
Wee now lives amongst his hoard of Toy Treasures waiting to strike with a snarky comment.
His favourite food is Ham and Pineapple Pizza
Nickname: Nikka
Stuffy NikNik has lived with Mark @ RAWZAF for around a year now! He’s a naturally gifted pickpocket and all round tea leaf.
Nikka was purchased on an online slave auction from the infamous Blue @ Blue Harvest Vintage Toys
Favourite Food: Bugs 🐛 🪰 and créme brûlée
He is feisty and cunning.
He is Disney Park Exclusive
His favourite foods are Meiloorun, Meats, other Fruits
He lives at Homebase with The Dorky Viking
TikTok: TheDorkyViking
IG: TheDorkyViking and tdv_collection
TheDorkyViking.com
Email: guycabrera84@gmail.com
Nickname: Machino
He is a Gym Rat!
He loves Tuna and Daves bread and he lives at Hutts gym
His owner is Dean Birch, otherwise known as Deano the Machino
IG: Dean.Birch.48
Nickname is Shimmy
He is calm, hungry and likes to poop a lot. He was imported from Batuu via Disney Store Uk
He loves Halloumi!
He lives with Greg in Kingston upon Thames UK
Twitter: @readfivedesigns
IG: @readfivedesigns
YouTube: readfivedesigns
Nickname is Bert
He is a sneaky little bugger that likes to rearrange Papa G’s figure collection. Can always be found tormenting the cats.
He was mistaken for a rooster, saved from back alley cock fights.
His favourite food is poutine
He currently resides resides with Papa Gord
Twitter: @audiobeing
IG: @papa_gordcsc
YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCH0GdaChXF7qro-cAz33l4g
Website: Papagsworkshop.com
Nickname is NJ The Great
He is the adopted son of Nathan Bowden. He is also inspiring wrestler.
I don't know what planet he is from but I rescued him from a slave trade space station called Tar Get. The only way I could free him was by purchasing him.
He loves sushi and strong ale beers.
NJ live with my wife and I in our second bedroom/ toy room.
Grumpy like sleepingcollectibles. hes a quiet one, until hes alone....then things get wild!
He stowed away in my bag on a trip through batuu. I shouldnt have been carrying space bananas in there
He likes pizza.
He lives in the sleepingcollectibles toy studio.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SleepingCollectibles
Nickname is Shay
He is a Creepy fecker
Adopted from the Planet Batuu, via Disney Store Dublin.
He likes to eat whatever the dog eats!
He's in the sitting room at Gerard Kanes house.
Nickname is Billy
Billy takes himself for a hard man and is constantly trying to pick fights with Eric's dogs or make love to Deadpool's head. He struts around the office like he owns the place, but he's always one wrong move away from being dog lunch.
Eric saved Billy from being spit-roasted at Black Spire Outpost and brought him back to the Halcyon so he could get the next shuttle to Chandrila. The prick decided he'd stow away in Eric's luggage instead.
He eats Allergy-friendly dog food
Billy is squatting in Eric's office in Highland Park, IL
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7OIwBTRcOJBUsBYyXPkn0A
IG/ Twitter: @sirericbrown
Nickname is DeeDee
A former Kowakian street walker, permanently riddled with herpes. After retiring, she joined the Monkey-Lizard Army to find a mate equally riddled. She is an alcoholic but is on the road to recovery! To help in her recovery, DeeDee has channeled her vice through the majesty of music. Because of this, DeeDee became a professional DJ. DeeDee is currently in a relationship with another member of the MLA, Wee NuGG
She comes from Kowak but came to earth to find a sponsor for her alcoholism and found Chanty!
She eats Pizza with extra thick sausage
She lives with Chanty in Miami
From Milwaukee Wisconsin. He’s now 4 months sober. He loves the Ladies and He spends his days hangin on the couch watching Game of Thrones and eating all the food in the house.
He was rescued him the back alley of a strip club
He loves Tacos
He lives in a room A room in the attic
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/ec.collecting
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@eccollecting
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@eccollecting
Email: itseandco@gmail.com
Nickname is Ralphie boyee and Alice
Ralph pilots a public transport ship to Tatooine from other outer rim planets.
Alice is a domesticated home being.
But at night, they search out willing force sensitive monkeys to aid in the MLA.
Navareau.
Mista B came across them at an outdoor feast festival where they were pend up and . awaiting a hungry patron.
They eat anything organic
They live On their "Freedom" personal carrier gunship
Instagram: mister_b_customs
YouTube: mister_b_customs