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De wanna wanga. 

H'chu apenkee! 

My name is Salacious Rum, I am a Kowakian monkey-lizard. I am also a musician, filmmaker, toy & video game collector, incredible lover, average jester and Leader of the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Army.

Welcome to my website. 

Would you like to be my pateesa? 

Coona tee-tocky malia? 

Join the monkey-lizard army! 

Everyone is welcome.