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Introduction
De wanna wanga.
H'chu apenkee!
My name is Salacious Rum, I am a Kowakian monkey-lizard. I am also a musician, filmmaker, toy & video game collector, incredible lover, average jester and Leader of the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Army.
Welcome to my website.
Would you like to be my pateesa?
Coona tee-tocky malia?
Join the monkey-lizard army!
Everyone is welcome.